If you’d like to know how my semester is going; this guy in one of my classes came up to me after class today and said, “I have a really weird question for you; and I’d like to apologize beforehand. But when we were talking about drugs in class the other day and I noticed that you knew an abhorrent amount about drugs. So, here’s my number, and text me if you can find Xanax bars. Have a good day,” and walked away. I think it summarizes everything pretty well.